So you’re a newly regenerated megalomaniac Timelord with a TARDIS that can only travel between the early twenty-first century and the end of the universe. What do you do? Why hatch a plot to create a whole new Timelord empire with yourself as absolute ruler of course. And to do tis you’ll need the right equipment. Oh a flying aircraft carrier would be cool, and you’ll definitely need a paradox machine. But what else? You’ll need to have a handy little tool in which you could put up a lot of cabinets and to rapidly age anyone to the point where they look like Yoda. Well now thanks to Think Geek you can have your very own laser screwdriver! Now obviously they are not about to give you a device that can actually do all that. I mean lets face it, it could be a cubicle massacre. No, this is only a toy reproduction of the Master’s handy little device. It lights up using three LEDs and emits a “laser” sound that the boss is sure to hear when you point it at his back. Though it does lack the functionality of the sonic screwdriver (which I had up until last week when it “vanished”… seriously) in that it does not have the very handy ink pen feature. But it would be a cool little knick-knack to have on your desk alongside your TARDIS usb hub.

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